The train goes through a tunnel and it becomes pitch black in the car, a loud SMACK is heard... the train emerges from the tunnel and the Englishman is rubbing his cheek.
The Swedish girl thinks "I bet he tried to grope me and accidentally got the old woman and she slapped him..."
The Dutch woman thinks "He must have groped the Swedish girl and she slapped him..."
The Englishman thinks "The Irishman must have groped the Swedish girl and she accidentally slapped me..."
And the Irishman thinks "I can't wait for another tunnel so I can smack that English guy again."
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you forgot to mention that the loud smack that was first heard, was the irishman kissing his own hand, and THEN smacking the Englishman.
ReplyDeletefuck yeah irish on english hate i will read about that shit any day of the week
ReplyDeleteso...Irish men hit like girls?
ReplyDeletefuck yeah d00d i fuckin h8 english p33plz, i would love to leave a poopy on the face of an englishman. i will also read about this shit any day of the week except the sabbath also peoeple jaa klusken daou
ReplyDeleteI think a swedish or dutch woman would probably smash even you, chrissy
ReplyDeletego irshman! god i'd love to be him!
ReplyDeletehow shit was that?
ReplyDelete"d00d i fuckin h8 english p33plz" At least us English can spell, prick.
ReplyDeleteI'm neither English nor Irish, but is it a train or a car. Read carefully and decide again xDD
ReplyDeletecar as in train car, idiot
ReplyDelete"At least us English can spell, prick." At least we Americans, at least some, know proper English. >.>
ReplyDeleteDoes nationality automatically mean that you can spell or speak English well or not? I know plenty of American's that are too stupid to spell right, I know an English guy that can't spell to save his life. And I'm neither and if I'm not mistaken I haven't spelled anything wrong here. These comments always amaze me. It was funny, doesn't mean you have to bash on it or the characters in it. Or if you do it doesn't mean you have to bash other people either.
ReplyDeletethis is stupid, we fight like men in ireland! not like bitch's, english people only fight when they have 20 friends, poofs
ReplyDeleteWell to the guy who is ragging on the englishman for his speech claiming americans can speak it properly... They invented the language, we took it and completely turned it into some hillbilly form of their already established form. and to just all of you who are leaving the comments.. you are quite ridiculous if you ask me, I am willing to bet that mostly none of you are Irish, you only want to claim that because its the only thing you have going for you.. But I wager you were born in America, making you American not Irish, yet you defend a countryman not your own.. and at that, there is no call for any of it.. its a simple joke, no need to add your immature comments about pooping on someones face and all that, oh but the sabbath is a holy day in which you can't contribute to this.. you are a non believer, god doesn't work in a way that you can do whatever you want knowing its wrong and then expect on sunday to be forgiven because you are simply retarted.. have a nice day losers..
ReplyDeletepeople like you are the reason I hate a majorical of the world
Well said may 9th person :)
ReplyDelete"we fight like men in Ireland"??..haha..i'm from ireland, and thats cock, we're no different, we just like to think we are
ReplyDeleteAgreed, Irish people seem to have quite the egos about their country, (OMG WE CAN DRINK AND FIGHT BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE!" Seriously I have seen way too many pussies and people who can't handle their alcohol in this country for that to be true.
ReplyDeleteYou'd think that we'd be bragging about our success in literature and science (fields that actually contribute to society) but whatever.
And yes, I am 100% Irish, and no, I don't hate this country, I'm simply annoyed by the ignorance of a lot of it's citizens.
the joke is the Irish man thinking.
ReplyDeleteHeard this joke with so many nationalities, but always with an Englishman getting the slap
ReplyDeleteAmerican here.
ReplyDeleteThis thread of comments just goes to prove that the idiotic nationalism mentality extends to many nations, and not just America(MURRIKAH FUCK YEAH, etc.). No matter who you ask, unless they're a total disillusioned cynic, they'll probably say their country is the best.
America for example. I know we have issues with the government doing shit we don't approve of(war, etc.) but most of us still think it's pretty alright to live here. Personally, I'm moving to Canada if Palin ever gets the presidency.
And yes we have too many people in this country that worship some European nationality(I can guarantee you most of our "Irish descendants" are actually teenagers that want an excuse to get hammered nowadays.
You all suck big cocks and are fucking retards. You should all just go kill yourselves. The joke was funny, Irishman slaped a pussy englishman, good stuff...
ReplyDeleteOk what the hell is wrong with the majority of the posters here? It was a joke. Simple as. And yet a big debate about nationalism and language breaks out? And what does the fact taht so many americans claim that they're irish just because their great great grandfathers dog was from galway have to do with it?
ReplyDeleteThere is no love lost between the irish and english, thats not exactly a secret, but arguing over which country "fights like girls" is just insane. Just calm the fuck down the lot of ye and enjoy thE joke for what it is, A JOKE!
Slan as Co. Chorcai
That Anonymous has got some problems. Racist and can't spell. Bless.
ReplyDeleteFuck the English.
ReplyDeleteIn my experience it's mainly those from Northern Ireland (who still murder one another over religion) and ignorant fifth generation Americans who believe their diluted bloodline makes them irish despite the fact they probably have more jewish and hispanic blood that spew this utter rubbish, not those of us from Eire. It shames to to have to acknowledge that i am from the same small island as some of the posters here but heartens me when i remember they are not from the same country.
ReplyDeleteBoricua says: I'm Puerto Rican and I liked the joke. I will pass it on, but the guy getting slapped will be a Gringo, a loud American, and it would still be a joke.
ReplyDeleteSometimes, I understand all of the nationalistic tendencies, especially in jokes, but then I remember all the crazy shit done for the sakes of nationalism and shudder.
Anonymous you seriously need to get a life. Hating the english or anybody else for that matter is corrosive for the soul but on the evidence of your comments you would not understand that.
ReplyDeleteSometime I try to visualise the people behind the posts, I see you as some creepy little shit with no balls who needs to be exactly what you are, anonymous. definition "having no outstanding, individual, or unusual features;"
Quote "And yes, I am 100% Irish, and no, I don't hate this country, I'm simply annoyed by the ignorance of a lot of it's citizens."
ReplyDeleteVery true but you forgot to mention that alot of Irish citizens are as thick as two short planks. And dont get me started on the driving standards over here.....
For goodness sake people, it's a joke, An OLD joke that some of us (yes Irish people) laughed at when we were twelve or so. Yes I'm Irish, but I have a lot of English friends, drink in moderation and don't give a fig for this fake "patriotism" that involves people being full of hatred. Comments should be disabled on these kind of jokes because it's just pointless, I also realise the hilarity in my posting. I posted because of the driving/two short planks comment.
ReplyDeleteI like cake.
ReplyDeleteDamn! the comments on this joke were funnier than the joke itself. I love laughing at idiots :D ( and yes im an idiot)
ReplyDeleteSome of these comments are ridiculous. Example: one user mentions that there were two smacks, not just one, in an attempt to correct OP.
ReplyDeleteExample #2: "is it a train or a car"... read the text!! "becomes pitch black in the car"... A train is made up of several 'cars'. Car, being short for the original term boxcar.
STOP IT..... you kids play nice or no ice cream
ReplyDeletedummies.
ReplyDeleteit was a joke.
laugh at it.
people make american jokes and i laugh at those even though im from america.
Gotta laugh at yourselves sometimes.
I'm sure there are plenty of jokes that smack talk ireland too.