July 24, 2010

To Pay...

A senior citizen’s group chartered a bus from Brooklyn to Atlantic City. As they entered New Jersey, an elderly woman came up to the driver and said “I’ve been molested!”

The driver thought she was just being delusional, and told her to go sit back down.

10 minutes later, another old woman came forward and claimed SHE’D been molested. The driver thought he had a bus load of wackos – who’d molest them?

10 minutes later, a third came up and said she’d been molested too. The driver decided he’d had enough, and pulled into the rest stop. When he stood up, he saw an old man on his hands and knees in the aisle.

“Hey gramps, what are you doing down there?”

“I lost my toupee. Three times I thought I found it, but when I grabbed it, it got away…”


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Bad Evacuation Procedure



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July 23, 2010

PeanutButterChocolateBar



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July 22, 2010

The Devil Is Thinning (Joke)

What did Satan say when he noticed he was going bald?


THERE'S GOING TO BE HELL TOUPEE.

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Sex Tape, Literally

Only problem is,it can be a sticky relationship.
Once you do this 69, there’s no pulling back



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Somebody Is Always Watching



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July 21, 2010

Learning To Golf


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July 20, 2010

Joke: Brothel Cheapskate

A man goes to a brothel and walks up to the clerk at the front desk. The man says "I would like to buy some entertainment for the night." The clerk replies, "I would recommend Jessica. She is one the 3rd floor, room 7. She is $250 for the night." The man replies "That's Outrageous! I can't pay that!" The clerk then suggests Vanessa on the 2nd floor.

He tells the man that she is $150 for the night. The man says "Listen I have $60. That's all I can pay." The clerk says "Go down the left hallway here and she will be in the last door to the left." The man pays and goes to the room. The girl is there and already on the covers naked. She is extremely hot! He rips his pants off and starts going to town. About a 10 seconds in she starts foaming at the mouth and her eyes roll up. The man screams and runs out to the clerk. He tells him what happened. The clerk immediately grabs the phone and makes a call. He says "Yeah, Tony? The dead one's full again."

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July 19, 2010

Forever, A Badass!




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July 18, 2010

World Cup Or Nascar


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