Black Eyed Peas Halftime Show...LOL
There was one empty seat at the Super Bowl!
January 10, 2011
9 Ways That Guys Pee
Black Eyed Peas Halftime Show...LOL
There was one empty seat at the Super Bowl!
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Black Eyed Peas Halftime Show...LOL
There was one empty seat at the Super Bowl!
The everywhere is usually precipitated by sex.
ReplyDeleteWhat about when you pee standing up while you have a boner?
ReplyDeleteI had a triple stream once. It was pretty epic.
ReplyDeleteThe lean on the wall because of a boner.
ReplyDeletelul
ReplyDeleteThe lean on the wall with pants around ankles.
ReplyDeleteThere are so many more than these. I know from experience.
ReplyDeleteWhere's the one where you slowly back up as far as you can, then rush back to the toilet when you're finishing so it doesn't get on the floor?
ReplyDeleteWhere's the one where you slowly back up as far as you can, then rush back to the toilet when you're finishing so it doesn't get on the floor?
ReplyDeleteHahaha vouch
What about peeing in your chicks b u t t?
ReplyDeleteboth hands on the wall in front of yourself to keep from falling over while moving the hips to keep pee in the bowl....
ReplyDeleteMy ex once tried to pee with a boner while drunk....he turned his head to speak to me in the tub, his hand slipped and he peed in his own face.
ReplyDeleteFunniest. Piss. Ever.
Numbers 8 and 9 are tied together
ReplyDeleteExactly! You need one with a boner, where the dude leans over the toilet, so "the path" won't get blocked, and that he may aim correctly. In other words: You need "the leaner"!
ReplyDeletewhat about the passed out on the floor bc you couldnt make it to the toilet piss
ReplyDeleteand who tha hell's gonna clean that shyt up?!
ReplyDeleteAll of these happened to me except the backwords stream.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is that?
wat about the ac slater pee(sit on yoilet backwards)??! or the hover pee or the sistern pee or the back against the wall power pee...
ReplyDeletethe drunkin wall lean pee
ReplyDeletehow about the "get on your knees to pee even more silently cuz you're on the phone with a girl, or your mom"
ReplyDeleteIt's not "the leaner".
ReplyDeleteIt's "The Superman".
what about when your girlfriend has to pee too, so you aim between her legs while she's sitting?
ReplyDeleteand who can forget the "im too fucked up on painkillers to force the pee out standing, but sitting down the wrong way works!
ReplyDeletejust sit on the pot like a girl...all problems disperse!
ReplyDeletebobbyd
to be fair, girls get the double stream, and have to try and pee quietly (not hit the water) but we cant see where we're aiming :P
ReplyDeleteI couldn't agree more, have to have done all of these at least 10 times.
ReplyDeletei was laughing so hard at the comments i had to post. The superman one is so fucking true
ReplyDeleteDouble team stream when side to side with another man, pissing in the same toilet. (Hopefully he is your brother you fags)
ReplyDeletePeeing standing up while enduring a boner requires a slight downward push on the current angle of the boner emitting a slight pain.
ReplyDeletewalk peeing is a major omission from this list. only for experts though...
ReplyDeleteif guys are trying to pee with a boner couldn't you just pee in the shower (and then rinse out the shower) or go outside?
ReplyDeleteyou forgot the drunk pee.
ReplyDeletewith one hand leaning against the wall
how about when u r sitting 2 close to the rim of the bowl and the head is touching the inside rim. when u pee it is blocked and the pain is excruciating usually followed by blood
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