Miss Bush Yet?

One terd deserves another...

0MG Cholesterol

Orville has a big grin on his face...may the 0MG volume got to him?

Starbucks WiFi Sign

Umm...yeah, good luck with that!

She Shall Be Executed

A marriage shall be considered valid on if the wife is a virgin (Deuteronomy 22:13-21)

Perky Jerky: Caffeinated!

There is this shop on the way to Las Vegas from California that sells 'Alien Jerky' which is caffeinated jerky. Its awesome.

Complicated Wiring, Explained

Now it all makes sense!

One More Reason To Ride A Crotch Rocket

Got me a little Honda CBR600RR...and for good reason!

Jumping Into A Pool Of Bacon

What is with the warning...is it a warning because it is so much fun!

Bedroom Action

Remember when you had to get up to change the channel...what was foreplay back then?

Erection In Progress

I really doubt we need to keep clear...I doubt anyone notices!

Happy New Year

Don't drink and drive, even though this sign "dares" you to!

8 Awesome Church Signs

One way to get her on her knees...



It's getting hot in herre..



Keep your enemies close...



Natural stupidity



Friends with benefits!



Falling prices...save me!



Some questions just must not have an answer...and google will know why there isn't an answer or will suggest something else appropriate!



This church signage will make you think next time you try to catch a snowflake on your tongue!




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Here's a bonus one!

Pay For Our Oops

Well I was gonna PrAY FOR OUR trOOPS....but whatever bud!

Frozen Signage

It's getting a little cold out here....staying home all xmas!

A Shitty Lock, Enlightenment

I think this double standard is mainly due to the person deciding whether sex happens. It is rarely a man's decision if the relationship moves further, but instead the woman holds the key...and the lock!



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It’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend. But if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut

Enlightenment: If a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock!

Ticketmaster Capcha Insulting

Not a good idea insult a customer on the brink of paying the ticketmaster gouge fee!

Walgreens Has H1N1

And more importantly...bacon is on sale! Definitely worth the risk...

Mustache Of The Day

This leaves all of your options open, but only works if your stay in front of the mirror all day!

Honesty IS The Best Policy!

But maybe not all the time...especially if you are volunteering the information!

Falling in love ROCKS

Maybe it does...but you still better watch out for the rocks...falling!